FBAG2

INT. FLEABAG’S BEDROOM - THE NEXT MORNING She lies in bed. He is sat over her like a mother caring for a child. Gazing at her. He is incredibly earnest. FLEABAG Then the next morning you wake to find him sitting on the bed, fully dressed, gazing at you. He says thatGUY YOU LIKE Last night was incredible. FLEABAG Which you think is an overstatement - but he goes on to say / it was - GUY YOU LIKE It was particularly special because I have never managed to actually... up the bum with anyone before – FLEABAG To be fair, he does have a large penis - and - GUY YOU LIKE Although it’s always been a fantasy of mine, I’ve never found anyone I could do it with. FLEABAG He touches your hair (he touches her hair) and thanks you with genuine earnest. GUY YOU LIKE (intensely) Thank you. FLEABAG It’s sort of moving. He kisses you gently. (he kisses her gently) And then he leaves. (beat)